Perhaps Even the Damned May Be Saved

She went black in the eyes and said, “I don’t fucking care if you like it.”

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riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

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trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

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anneboleyns:

this will by my last confession,
"i love you" never felt like any blessing, oh
whispered it, like it’s a secret
only to condemn the one who hears it, with a heavy heart

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fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

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batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

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absolutelyhomo:

people pitying robin thicke as he tries to “get” his ex-wife back

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people supporting robin thicke’s song “get her back”

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people supporting robin thicke’s “blurred lines”

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people supporting robin thicke

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robin thicke

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