"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."Terry Pratchett is amazing.
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
Don’t call us, we’ll call you
DON’T CALL US, WE’LL CALL YOU
emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.
this is important because so many people don’t know this
I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government.
What the motherfuck.
Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.
*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?
idk if you guys follow these two twitters but you probably should
It seems to be quite old, according to Kotaku East.
In which Derek Hale pulls a Hawkeye and buys out an entire building, and I now need all the fic in which he’s the most earnest and well meaning landlord, and his tenants put up with his ridiculous werewolf shenanigans, and there are rooftop barbecues.
"And there whole first floor is a gallery full of my paintings. They sell on pretty good price, actually. But the money I get for the paintings goes to charity so.. " *shrug*
She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”
OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that
you even look like him.
i suppose i do, yeah.
you’ve changed so much.
for the better.
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
dont tell me you didnt see this coming
This is amazing. Dat Elrond face.
parental figure: “sit like a lady”